If you could be happyIf you were fat, you'd want to be skinnyIf you were skinny, you'd want to be tallerIf you were taller, you'd want to be bufferIf you were buffer, you'd want to be strongerIf you were stronger, you'd want to be fasterIf you were faster, you'd want to be more attractiveIf you were attractive, you'd want more attentionIf you were famous, you'd want to be more privacyIf you were underground, you'd want to be over itIf you were perfect, you'd want to be unequaledIf you were only one, you'd want company.